Born of the desperate need to revive his flagging beauty contest empire, T. Edgar "Bon Bon" Williams consulted with R&M Trade Laminating to devise a better way of protecting his assets and ensuring they look as good as they did from day one. Research and testing commenced and after 'fast-tracking' FDA approval, The Procedure was perfected and launched.

The Procedure is painless and inexpensive because it uses the latest in polythermal laminate technology. Rather than relying on tried and true application methods such as jabbing harmfully large needles into things, it can be stretched over just about anything. Then using (peer) pressure and heat…voila, great looking stuff. Though originally developed to preserve aging beauty contestants, it's equally well suited to everything from books, boxes, posters, business cards and much more. Interested in your stuff, or perhaps a friend's, looking good forever? Click here.